When you say it's gonna happen now, well when exactly do you mean?

[cyrano]

Friday! Question day! No question too small, no answer too large!
Or something like that.
Three tables, no waiting, no payments until March, and *we* pay the sales tax!
Plus, if you act now, we'll throw in the Ronco stupid detector (a $50 value) absolutely free!
Why? Because we're insane!

Comments

[reggie-coward.livejournal.com]

Is there a warranty on the Ronco stupid detector, and can it be traded in for a turnip twaddler?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

All sales are 'as is', Miss. Please direct all further correspondence to our 'we don't give a rat's ass' department.