What's the fun in playing it safe?

[cyrano]

Yes, it's the triumphant return of IFAMAQ!D--however, with me not working at the airport, expectations will be a bit different. Instead of answering questions while I'm sitting at work, bored, I'll plan to answer them over the course of the weekend. And then, just to be an attention whore, I'm planning to repost the questions, with answers, on Monday so that everybody can witness my extreme cleverness. This, of course, will replace Top of the Pops. Those who will miss it should start doing it themselves!
So. It's Friday. You should... you know.

Comments

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Why is cheese so delicious?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Cheese is full of fat. And fat is bad for us. As science has proven, the worse something is for your health, the better it tastes. (Exceptions in this theory include Liquid Dran-o which, despite the minty aftertaste, is not as satisfying as you might expect.)

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Is that why my mouthwash doesn't feel like it's been working? And here I thought that I was simply gargling incorrectly. =D

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Technically, Dran-O is not recommended as a mouthwash. It does leave your breath fresh, however.

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Plus it has that nice tingly feeling as the first few layers of your tongue are eaten away!