How was I to know she was with the Russians too?

[cyrano]

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[ashtoreth.livejournal.com]

Why is cheese so goddamn tasty?

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

That sounds awfully familiar...

[ashtoreth.livejournal.com]

Dammit! I hereby change the question to BACON. Why is BACON so goddamn tasty?

(I hope the answer has something to do with nitrates.)

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, there's a one question a week limit. Nitrates next week!

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

The cheese fairies sprinkle it with magic cheese dust. And then they lay fairy eggs inside the curd so that they may continue to propagate. It's this cunning attack on reproductive strategy that makes cheese fairies one of the few sylvan lines who are not declining in numbers.