Fruits of the Devil

[cyrano]

And for those of you who have tried to tell me that tomatoes are not in fact Satan's Apples, a fruit bursting with juicy evil, I say In your face, tomato eating Evil! Because honestly, McDonalds? Who knows more about evil than McDonalds? And if tomatoes are too evil for them then that's saying something.

Comments

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

See, that's the thing! Cooking boils all the evil out of them!

Alas, if only the same tactic worked on cilantro, the Demon Weed.

[9thmoon.livejournal.com]

Oh, hear, hear!

Poisonberries! *mutter*

[amanda_lodden.livejournal.com]

Aww, why'd you have to go and hate on cilantro? I was with you right up until then.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I'm not hatin', I'm just statin'.
It tastes like a mouth full of nasty, and anybody who digs on a mouth full of nasty, I say more power to 'em.