Fruits of the Devil

[cyrano]

And for those of you who have tried to tell me that tomatoes are not in fact Satan's Apples, a fruit bursting with juicy evil, I say In your face, tomato eating Evil! Because honestly, McDonalds? Who knows more about evil than McDonalds? And if tomatoes are too evil for them then that's saying something.

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[9thmoon.livejournal.com]

Oh, hear, hear!

Poisonberries! *mutter*