Would I lie to you, honey?

[cyrano]

IFIAYAQD!
Today's question is: Why aren't I asking you a question?
Points awarded for originality, honesty, creativity, and spelling.

Comments

[amanda_lodden.livejournal.com]

Psychotic elephants broke into your computer and stole all of the question marks, making it impossible for you to do anything other than make statements.

Then they painted your computer pink, as revenge for all the times you got drunk and painted them pink in your mind.

Good thing you were hiding today's question mark in your desk drawer underneath that ... wait, you told me not to tell anyone about the stuff in your desk drawer. Um, underneath your totally business-related envelopes and other innocuous office supplies. Yeah, that's it.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

This one definitely receives top marks in the spelling category. (: