Why don't we do it in the road?

[cyrano]

The question for today's IFIAYAQD! really was obvious from the start.

Why's the rum gone?

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[lilithsaintcrow.livejournal.com]

Hee. Because I needed it:

1. To hold off incipient scurvy
2. To deaden the soul-scarring pain of being alone in a world that doesn't understand me
3. To tranquilise me once I woke up this morning and realized that no, Johnny Depp isn't mine and never will be
4. to replace my blood so the aliens aren't tempted to drink it

Take your pick.

*sobs quietly*

*drinks more*