Adult content and pondering

[cyrano]

So there's this commercial. And it bugs me a little. It's that MacDonalds "We sell coffee" commercial where the guy wanders through his day blearily mumbling "Don't talk to me. I haven't had my coffee yet." And everybody backs away in quiet reverence. "Oh man, yeah, no coffee. We'll just wait until later." And I have this thing about the exalted status of coffee in our society, probably because it tastes like hot mud and smells like something got left on the stove too long. So I wondered. What if it weren't the holy Coffee that he needed in order to function, and instead he threw up his hand and dismissed people saying "Don't talk to me. I haven't had a blow job yet."

Comments

[radioactiverich.livejournal.com]

So, did anyone give him a coffee?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

And for only a dollar! Gourmet coffee! Such a deal!