Get it while you can

[cyrano]

Apparently the health care plan provides for the resurrection of Uncle Joe Stalin in Doctor Frankenstein's Secret DC Lab, based on the reactions to the passage of the tepid health care reform bill, and includes cab fare for him to get to the White House where he can finish installing the Communistic Fascistic Anarchic Regime that the past fourteen months have been preparing for him. That will give us two days before we begin feasting on Christian babies and providing some people with more health care.

The 101st Marching Typewriter Brigade is declaring secession and bloodshed, because this is the most apocalyptic thing to ever happen to this country since its separation from Pangaea. And I'm not actually exaggerating that much. Luckily, Obama's plan to grab everybody's guns and leave us armed with box cutters and knitting needles ran a little slow, and so they're ready to fight back.... by not turning in their census forms. That'll show us socialist bastards.

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[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I can understand the disagreement. But I haven't seen this much over the top reaction since I last saw a James Cameron film. I just wish I was as elated by the turn of events as others are horrified, so I could balance it out, but... there's not that much here to elate over.